Blessing on Food

If you were a granola bar about to be eaten, what would you have to celebrate?

Yesterday, we were hanging out on our friends’ porch. Suddenly our host exclaimed, “There’s a rainbow!” “Where, where?” said the kids. “There,” said I. “Where, where?” said the kids. “There,” said I. “Where, where?” said the kids. “There,” said I. “See th...

R immediately objected. Since the person in the picture has long hair, obviously she’s a girl, and the cereal must be “girl cereal.”